Plantgasm<\/strong><\/a> And for those of you who don’t really care to read on, that’s fine… ***<\/p>\n Today we explore some of the more intriguing \u00a0qualities of a few Carnivorous plants. Yes, these plants are indeed unlike any other for they employ a wonderful method of seduction to draw their captive audience in. This fatal attraction is nothing short of phenomenal – it\u2019s SEXY… Oh hell yes. These plants literally do make a living off of their HAWT seduction skills!<\/p>\n Check out the oh-so-sensual Sarracenia out for example.<\/p>\n \u201c<\/span>For the lips of an adulteress drip honey. Her mouth is smoother than oil.\u201d (Proverbs 5:3)<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n <\/em> The victims are drawn to her by the sweet aroma she emits, her sexy colors and those hot vein-ey designs tattooed all over her hot pitchers – and \u00a0who could resist those sweet wet dripping lips?!?<\/p>\n Bug-Dude is enticed and excited\u2026\u00a0 thinkin\u2019, \u201cI\u2019m gonna get me some action tonight! YYYEEAHH BAYBEEEE!! Let\u2019s get this ON!\u201d\u00a0 So, Dude throws down and is getting all happy. He starts gettin\u2019 busy making out with the plant and drinking her sweet nectar. He decides to takes this thing up to the next level.<\/p>\n It starts to get hot and heavy for both of them. She got his blood a’ flowin’… and her depth of mystery just entices him on. He explores her wonderland of a body. She urges him on to explore her hole.\u00a0 He can’t resist her powerful seduction, so he thrusts himself deeper\u2026 Unable to control himself, he keeps going deeper and deeper, getting lost in her seductive embrace. He finally lets his guard down and his world is falling around him.<\/p>\n Spinning\u2026 lost in a downward spiral of lustful fatal bliss.<\/p>\n He only lasted a minute then starts to shoot down her throat.\u00a0 She doesn\u2019t hesitate and swallows … him up.\u00a0 Oh hell yes.<\/p>\n Sarraceniagasmic.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n She’s good. So good in fact that the payment for her services costs his life.\u00a0 To every guilty pleasure, there is a price…<\/p>\n Sarracenia\u2019s seduce their meals by color, scent, and that sweet dripping ambrosia.\u00a0 Powerful stuff indeed.\u00a0 The sweet secretion literally is<\/em> intoxicating. Sarracenia flava nectar, for example, is said to contain coniine. The glands around the pitcher mouth secrete this sweet sexy substance, and lure and urge the prey even further in. As the unsuspecting bug drinks this amazing nectar, it starts to get drunk, and looses it\u2019s foothold her slippery throat and slips in. As the prey slides down her throat, the waxy smooth walls make it difficult to gain a foothold to escape.\u00a0 And once in, there is little chance of escape. Downward pointing hairs that prevent the insect from climbing back up. Instead it is pushed deeper into the hole by it\u2019s own movements\u2026 \u00a0only to end up as a meal for the temptress plant.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Let\u2019s look at a few other sexy meat eaters\u2026 like Nepenthes, for example. ***<\/p>\n And recently reported was a Nepenthes munching on a tit. Not just any tit. A great<\/em> tit!<\/p>\n http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/uk-england-somerset-14416809<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n And of course, let us not forget the lovely Tipitiwitchet!!! (EW EW EW!)<\/p>\n A tippiti-whut?? What\u2019s that you ask? I won’t bore you with the details here, but if you really want to know then check out Barry Rice\u2019s explanation here\u2026<\/a><\/p>\n Rad. Now go uncurl your toes, read the other blogs, then go plant something. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A few of the BAPP’s crew have come together for a united post. For more fantastic plant\/sex posts, check out: Plantgasm Dirty Girl Gardening Phyte Club And for those of you who don’t really care to read on, that’s … Continue reading
\nDirty Girl Gardening<\/a><\/strong>
\nPhyte Club<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n
\nClick here.<\/a><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6209\/6044901334_086939ea57_z.jpg\")
Sarracenia leucophylla “Purple Lips” x flava var. ornata<\/span><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6210\/6044351123_7ddc4896a4_z.jpg\")
Sarracenia mitchelliana x “willisii” offering her seducing nectar
\nto her suitor. They’re busy makin out…<\/span><\/p>\n![\"Hawtness\"](\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6076\/6044351245_0e03e224b8_z.jpg\")
Sarracenia ‘Leah Wilkerson’ x ‘Wilkerson’s Red’ and the
\nBug Dude about to take it to the next level…<\/span><\/p>\n
\nand deeper\u2026<\/p>\n![\"Hawtness\"](\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6066\/6044907678_c9d40876e6_z.jpg\")
Sarracenia moorei urging her suitor to go deeper…
\ntoo bad dude here isn’t using protection.
\nHe should of brought a safety net.
\n<\/span><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6203\/6044352621_2140160a0f.jpg\")
The Sarracenia’s fatal seduction claiming it’s victims…<\/span><\/p>\n
\nA friend of mine called them “Condom plants.” I really have no idea why she called them that.\u00a0 Where would she get that idea?!<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6081\/6044904656_b1bc293d7d_z.jpg\")
Are you happy to see me or is that a Nepenthes in your pocket? <\/span>
\nUn-opened Nepenthes pitcher…<\/span><\/p>\n![\"Hawtness\"](\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6194\/6044906058_fca23ba310_z.jpg\")
Tipitiwitchet: What do you see?<\/span><\/p>\n